If This Baby Is A Boy...

If this baby is a boy, boy am I in trouble!! I will have to get in the habit of carrying a first aid kit with me everywhere I go and I will likely become well aquatinted with the emergency room!

Why such an assumption you may ask? Well let me tell you about this baby's Daddy!

The Baby Daddy is full of energy and likes to play sports, this has always been the case. Most recently he has been playing football on a BYU intramural team. Saturday he arrives home after a victorious 2nd winning game, but he is missing half the skin on his left leg...apparently he did some amazing dive/skid, but lost half of his knee and shin in the process. So that night it consisted of old compresses and limping around the house. As you can see from the picture below it is starting to scab over so he isn't hurting as much anymore. But this is far from the first of Brett's battle wounds....

Let me list off some of the wounds he has from his childhood/teenage years...

• Brett decided it would be cool to get a scar on his forehead long before Harry Potter emerged. He got this scar by running into the corner of the wall right before church...seriously there are easier ways to get out of church than a trip to the emergency room!
• He also has a scar on the back of his head...not sure where that came from.
• He has a chunk missing from his foot after getting it caught under the washing machine...how does that happen?! I think he was playing with John that day.
• He broke his arm by....wait for it....falling out of a tree!
• He broke his ankle and had to have surgery from a baseball incident!
• And there are many more scars he has no explanation for...

Do you see where my concern comes from?! The baby is already waving it's arms around like crazy...if it's a boy...there's no hope...accidents here we come!!!